My gut says no. 
I told him so 
He packed his stuff 
And off the cuff 
Said “you’re so cold!”
Which I thought bold 
And rather wrong, yet
He broke into song: 

‘You’re as cold as ice!  
You’re willing to sacrifice
our love. 
She wants paradise
But someday she’ll pay the price,
I know’

And so, 
I listened and smiled 
As he acted the child. 
But my smile was a smirk 
I thought, “this guy’s a jerk! 
What the hell am I doing with him?” 

So he packed up and left
I was slightly bereft
Till I noticed what he’d left behind. 
His clothing all packed
And his presents all stacked 
With the gift cards I gave him on top. 
“This Xmas has been a huge flop!” 
Emphatically stated
The thing I most hated? 
He left cards I had written 
With love,(I was smitten…)
That hit hard for a minute 
But I’ve now reached my limit! 
No more Narcs! 
I don’t care
if there’s sparks! 
Just beware 
For the future of me 
Starts with me. 
It’s already stellar
Gets better and better,
You’ll see