Slayze are the wayz
GingerSpirits can teaze
with a confident wink and a grin
if you pleaze.
I can put you on edge,
I can put you at eaze
I’ll be all that you want
If you pay the right fee$

But if not, I don’t care
There are fish in the seaz
I can hook, line & sink
Whisper into the breeze
I’ll decide
Change my mind
Change it back
Where’s my keys?

You will never again
find me down on my knees
Although, never say never
They say, and I should
Keep in mind that I really do
try to be good

And I am! Thanks for asking
No complaints, that’s for sure
I got 5 star reviews
But I’m not keeping score
I don’t peddle my wares
I don’t go door to door
Word of mouth,
Foot in mouth!

But I’ll ask you once more…
Where’s my keys motherfucker?
I did ask you before
It’s okay! I just found them
You’ll never guess where?

‘Where you left them’
Fuck! Okay, I guess that is fair
To my credit, they had fallen under a chair…

Are you judging me?
Is that a look of despair?
Hard to read
what you’re thinking
From way over there

It’s probably just gas
Or your asinine stare
As before, and again
I don’t care
I don’t care!

Keys in hand
Now I stand
Fleeting feet to the floor
Gracefully grateful
I walk through the door

And keep going
Keep showing
The progress I’ve made
All the shadows behind me
The dragons I’ve slayed.

My Father once said
If you cannot be good
Then at least be good at it
And I am
Knock on wood.

If you want to keep watching
Then pick up the pace
I can’t stop the rocket
Won’t forfeit this race.

I deserve it. I do
Because this is the year
That it all comes together
I dispense with all fear

And in case you’ve been wondering
If this year is yours too
The answer is yes!
All your dreams will come true

Just believe in yourself
Just believe you can do
All the things that you
set your creative mind to

And like magic, I promise
That soon they’ll appear
You can trust me, you can
I’m a good witch, my dear.